Fabio, Kim Kim-Kim, Solving The Rio Problem and Terry Tibbs

Capello Turns Into Peeping Tom
It might not come as a shock to most people to find out Fabio Capello has put a ban on the WAG's from getting their hand on their men but he has turned to quite extreme circumstances to make sure this ban is upheld by placing TV's in the hotel rooms so he can spy on them 24 hours a day.


Capello, who was recently linked with the Inter Milan job but chose to stick with the England role, is certainly showing he will leave nothing to chance as he wants to make sure his players are ready and focused on the job at hand and bring the trophy back to the homeland and if this helps us on our way to glory then so be it.  I'm sure some of the players wives would like access to the camera just to make sure their other halves are on their own!!!


North Koreas Cunning Stunt Fails

Feeling their chances of qualifying from a group that includes Brazil, Ivory Coast and Portugal were slim the North Korea coach Kim Jong-Hun thought he had the plan to beat the system and gain an advantage on the other teams in his group.  His selection of  Kim Myong-Won might not have raised many eyebrows but the boffins at FIFA saw through their plan straigh away as Myong-Won is in fact a striker.  FIFA have since revealed all players selected as goalkeepers can only play in goal so should either Guk Myong Ri or Gil Myong Kim suffer an injury then the striker will have to play in goal.  It would be interesting to see what the people in North Korea think about this but due to the dictatorship I doubt they even realise there is a World Cup at the moment.


Who Should Be Rio's Replacement

Englands World Cup hopes we're dealt a blow today when skipper Rio Ferdinand was ruled out of the tournament after a knee injury in his first training session is South Africa,  What has to be decided is who takes his place.  My own choice would be THEO WALCOTT.  WE have a lot of cover for defence with Upson, King and Carragher so why waste a spot on another defender who will not be used.  Getting Walcott in means we have another dangerman in the squad.  Bring him on for 30 minutes and he will scare most defences and hopefully give him something else to live off rather than the hat-trick in Croatia.


Dizzee Rascal Not The Person You Think He Is

I always try and include a non-footballing story and while doing the daily chores yesterday I had the radio on and heard the latest release from Dizzee Rascal (Dirty Disco).  Now, is it just me or does he sound just like Terry Tibbs from Fone/FaceJacker fame.  Not all the way through but there are times where he is a dead ringer fir the used car salesman.  I've put a link to the song at the bottom so let me know what you think.  I can't hear it now without saying "Talk To Me" and picturing Terry Tibbs strutting his stuff.  Also, tell me, when was the last time you saw Dizzee and Terry in the same room.  Is the Rascal another one of Kayvan Novaks creations?


Dizzee Rascal Is Terry Tibbs CLICK HERE